The more places I be, the less you will see
-What am I?
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3 Men rob a store, but come out completely changed, yet they carry on robbing stores.
-What store did they rob first?
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A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
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On a fine sunny day a ship was in the harbor. All of a sudden the ship began to sink. There was no storm and nothing wrong with the ship yet it sank right in front of the spectators eyes.
What caused the ship to sink?
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If nobody guesses I will edit with the answers!